The end of the world

The end of the Maya calendar simbolizes the end of the world. The end of the Maya Calendar's on December 21th of 2012, this year. Many people think that this day is the last day of the world because the Maya Calendar's always right with its predictions, but the rest of the people think that the Maya Calendar's no reliable.
I don't think that this is a real prediction, because its not reliable. The prediction of the Maya Calendar's very improbable.
In my opinion, the end of the world is a false prediction. We destroy the world in a few years.

Hockey - Public Art Project

My Christmas card

On the bus

Soap: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me how to get to the cinema, please?

Woman: Let me think... the cinema. Yes, I remember where it is. Are you going by car?

Soap: No, I don't have a car.

Woman: The fastest way is to get there is to take the bus.

Soap: Is there a bus stop around here?
Woman: Yes, there is one right around the corner.

Soap: Great.

Woman: You have to take the bus number 3 and get off at Crow Place.

Soap: Ok.

Woman: The cinema is right in front of the bus stop.

Soap: Thank you very much.

Woman: You're welcome.

The Simpsons

The Simpson family were in the kitchen. Marge put two marbles, one in each jar. As the two jars were completed, Bart and Lisa celebrated the fun-dad day. Homer went to the game convention with Bart and Lisa. Marge was sad and decided to go with Bart and Lisa to a conference of X games. On their way home, a squirrel got into the car. They stopped in front of a Hindu restaurant. They ate in the restaurant the strangest dish. Marge, Lisa and Bart had a great time at the restaurant and met the foodier. When they arrived home, they created a web; the Mouthkateers. They visited restaurants which they rated on this website. Homer got jealous and wanted to go whit them to a fancy restaurant. Marge didn't like the idea, and lied to Homer. As Marge, Lisa and Bart were in the restaurant, Homer went to the address given and esters a house where they sell methamphetamine. The police entered the house to stop the methamphetamine sellers and Marge went to save Homer. The family went to a Itchy-schatchgland and had a great time.

Carlos & David - New House

Mr. Gibson: David, I'd like you to meet my wife.

David: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Gibson.

Mrs. Gibson: Nice to meet you too, David. Please call me Britney.

Mr. Gibson: An this is my daughter, Forest.

David: Hello, Forest. Pleased to meet you.

Forest: Hi. How was your trip?

David: It was fine, thanks.

Mr. Gibson: Let me show you our home. Follow me.

(Steps)

Mr. Gibson: Come in, please.

David: Okay.

Mr. Gibson: The kitchen is on the left and on the right is the dining room.

David: Okay, good.

Mr. Gibson: Next to the dining room is the lounge and in front of the lounge is the toilet. Follow me upstairs.

David: Okey, let's go.

(Steps)

Mr. Gibson: On the left is my bedroom, where I and my wife sleep. On the right is your room, David.

David: Oh, my bedroom it's very big.

Forest: And that's my room, next to your bedroom.

Mr. Gibson: And the room at the back of the house is the bathroom. It's at the end of hall.

David: Thanks, Mr. Gibson. Now I will not get lost in this house.

Mr. Gibson: You're welcome. But, you have to rules:

One - You have to clean your room.

Two - You have to be back in the house at ten o'clock p.m.

Three - You can't smoke and drink alcohol.

That's all. Enjoy your stay.

David: Okay, thanks for everithing.

Carlos & David - How can I help you

Asking for a product

Supermarket assistant: How can I help you?

Doraemon: Can you tell me where the bleach is, please?

Supermarket assistant: Of course. All cleaning products are in aisle 4.

Doraemon: Thank you.

Supermarket assistant: Is that all?

Doraemon: No, where are the chicken wings and the skimmed milk?

Supermarket assistant: All deli are in aisle 6 and dairy products are in aisle 3

Doraemon: That's all, thank you.

At the cash register

Supermarket assistant: Good evening. How are you?

Doraemon: I'm fine, thanks.

Supermarket assasistant: Have you got a customer card?

Doraemon: Yes, I do. Here you are.

Supermarket assistant: Thank you. That'll be ₤10

Doraemon: Here you are.

Supermarket assistant: And here's your change.

Doraemon: Thanks.

Supermarket assistant: Have a good evening.

Doraemon: You too. Goodbye.