The Simpsons

The Simpson family were in the kitchen. Marge put two marbles, one in each jar. As the two jars were completed, Bart and Lisa celebrated the fun-dad day. Homer went to the game convention with Bart and Lisa. Marge was sad and decided to go with Bart and Lisa to a conference of X games. On their way home, a squirrel got into the car. They stopped in front of a Hindu restaurant. They ate in the restaurant the strangest dish. Marge, Lisa and Bart had a great time at the restaurant and met the foodier. When they arrived home, they created a web; the Mouthkateers. They visited restaurants which they rated on this website. Homer got jealous and wanted to go whit them to a fancy restaurant. Marge didn't like the idea, and lied to Homer. As Marge, Lisa and Bart were in the restaurant, Homer went to the address given and esters a house where they sell methamphetamine. The police entered the house to stop the methamphetamine sellers and Marge went to save Homer. The family went to a Itchy-schatchgland and had a great time.

Carlos & David - New House

Mr. Gibson: David, I'd like you to meet my wife.

David: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Gibson.

Mrs. Gibson: Nice to meet you too, David. Please call me Britney.

Mr. Gibson: An this is my daughter, Forest.

David: Hello, Forest. Pleased to meet you.

Forest: Hi. How was your trip?

David: It was fine, thanks.

Mr. Gibson: Let me show you our home. Follow me.

(Steps)

Mr. Gibson: Come in, please.

David: Okay.

Mr. Gibson: The kitchen is on the left and on the right is the dining room.

David: Okay, good.

Mr. Gibson: Next to the dining room is the lounge and in front of the lounge is the toilet. Follow me upstairs.

David: Okey, let's go.

(Steps)

Mr. Gibson: On the left is my bedroom, where I and my wife sleep. On the right is your room, David.

David: Oh, my bedroom it's very big.

Forest: And that's my room, next to your bedroom.

Mr. Gibson: And the room at the back of the house is the bathroom. It's at the end of hall.

David: Thanks, Mr. Gibson. Now I will not get lost in this house.

Mr. Gibson: You're welcome. But, you have to rules:

One - You have to clean your room.

Two - You have to be back in the house at ten o'clock p.m.

Three - You can't smoke and drink alcohol.

That's all. Enjoy your stay.

David: Okay, thanks for everithing.

Carlos & David - How can I help you

Asking for a product

Supermarket assistant: How can I help you?

Doraemon: Can you tell me where the bleach is, please?

Supermarket assistant: Of course. All cleaning products are in aisle 4.

Doraemon: Thank you.

Supermarket assistant: Is that all?

Doraemon: No, where are the chicken wings and the skimmed milk?

Supermarket assistant: All deli are in aisle 6 and dairy products are in aisle 3

Doraemon: That's all, thank you.

At the cash register

Supermarket assistant: Good evening. How are you?

Doraemon: I'm fine, thanks.

Supermarket assasistant: Have you got a customer card?

Doraemon: Yes, I do. Here you are.

Supermarket assistant: Thank you. That'll be ₤10

Doraemon: Here you are.

Supermarket assistant: And here's your change.

Doraemon: Thanks.

Supermarket assistant: Have a good evening.

Doraemon: You too. Goodbye.

My flat

I live in a small flat. The flat is on the second floor of an new building. The building is very nice, and it is right in the city center. There are two of us living together in the flat.

There are five bedrooms. Each room has a single bed. Here is also a living room with a television set and three couches. From the living room you can walk out to the toilet. On the toilet there is a table with four chairs. The kitchen is very big, it's fully equipped. At the end of the corridor there is a laundry room with a washing machine and a clothes dryer.

I really don't like my flat. But there are two things I like about it: the toilet is very big and my room is warm.

Flatmate wanted

Hi, I want flatmates. I'm a student and I need a home because I live far away. I have got many clothes and one fish, Do you have space in your house for my possessions?
I'm 21 years old and I'm responsible. I study in a school of cooking, I'm a good cook. The price of the flat is acceptable, but you clean my room and my toilet, because I need my own toilet. My fish is a carnivore animal. My hobbies are: playing football and other team sports, writing stories in my laptop, chatting in Facebook, being with my friends and playing computer games. My favourite computer games are “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2”, “Call of Duty: Black Ops” and “Dead Island”. Thanks for reading my message. I'm looking forward to hearing from you soon. Goodbye my new friends!

EXPRESSING DISBELIEF: The Rabble

Jonathan: Do you know what happened to me Sunday?
Kevin: No. What happened?
Jonathan: I was in a neighborhood singing reggaeton when I saw Haze!
Kevin: You're kidding! What did you do?
Jonathan: I made the sign of the rabble, of course!
Kevin: Are you serious?
Jonathan: Yes! And then we drank beer, as authentic rabble!
Kevin: No way! I don't believe you!
Jonathan: Why not? It's true!

Movie: Bobby-Z

I watched Bobby-Z last week. It's a action and comedy film.
I enjoyed the film because the protagonist have a false identity and ruin everything forever.
The best part of the film was when the false Bobby-Z kills the mafia boss.
The actors were Paul Walker, Laurence Fishburne, Jason Lewis, Keith Carradine, Joaquim de Almeida, Olivia Wilde and Jason Flemyng.